Breaking The Law
Yeah, right, like I’m Crazy Bertie Kanders with an old shriveled up turtle dick. For Crazy Bertie that old dog is a piece of ass.But not for me. I only fuck quality. I fuck porn stars, for crying out loud. I’m a fucking Gazillionaire!Yeesh, had this nightmare the other night that that fatty Tara Flanders walked into the Oval Orifice in an S&M suit and said I could give her a quick one, only in the ass.Said I couldn’t have her pussy and anal wouldn’t be sodomy or cheating on her husband and that Jeebus would want me to be happy.Lard-ass slut bent over, spread her cheeks, showed me the chocolate starfish and then I woke up in a cold sweat!Yikes, what a nightmare!Think I’d fuck that Weight Watchers reject? Get Sloppy Sleeve Bananas on the phone. He would, believe me. I sure as shit would not!These days I can barely jerk off to Slami Blahren or the other Cocks News Channel scenery without a flunky knocking on my door, “Mr. Proctologist, this. Mr. Pump, that.” Like I give a fuck. Fuck. I told her to make it a large as I didn’t work cheap. She arrived dutifully at the agreed time, wearing hospital greens that only served to accentuate her androgynous appearance. I had her sign onto the computer. I drank my coffee as I walked her through the various menus. It was a stubborn virus, so I had her leave the laptop with me. I suggested she come by again after the end of her shift. Then we could ride home together on the train. I hadn’t got to it when she showed up at 5:30. I promised I’d work on it at home that night and have it for her on Monday. She offered to bring me a pizza for dinner. I told her that I’d love to have a pizza with her, but I’d have to bring my wife along. Sadly, Jules didn’t seem disappointed but instead said she’d make sure it was an extra large. When Jules arrived at seven, she was still wearing jeans and a t-shirt but had obviously cleaned herself up a bit. I was still in my work clothes having gone straight to work on the stubborn computer. .
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